Best weight loss plan... Ever.

Why waste money on diet programs like Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers when you can adopt the Six-year-old weight loss plan?

What is the Six-year-old weight loss plan? Glad you asked.

It's incredible! You can eat anything, at any time... there is no limit as to how much you can eat. Just be sure to get some fruit and vegetables to cancel out the candy and chocolate.

So, how is this weight loss if you can eat anything?

Well, eating anything means you have to spend time burning off all the calories. The Six-year-old weight loss plan consists of, well, acting like a 6-year-old boy. It includes jumping, skipping, hopping, wiggling in your seat, twirling, dancing, and running around like you have ants in your pants. You have to constantly be moving in order to eat anything thing at any time.

And when I say constantly moving, you have to commit to moving all the time. Say, for instance, you are at a baseball game. Now, these games can be long and at times, boring. Even though the seating is really tight, you can still jump and wiggle in your seat. You'll have 4 hours of "moving" in your seat as you watch your favorite team (Go Indians!). This is a good way to wiggle off the 3 hot dogs you ate before the game started.

Seems like a lot of moving, huh? Well, you may need to employ a few strategies. First, try skipping everywhere. People will look at you funny, but who cares? You certainly won't when you look awesome! Second, you may need to get a tiny stuffed animal and play with it all the time. This will take some imagination as you talk to it, play with it, make it fly, jump around with it, throw it, catch it, bury it, lose it, and then find it. Name your stuffed animal a cool name like Steve or Max. Heck, it could even be your alter-ego. The stuffed animal will keep you moving. Think of it as a personal trainer.

As with anything, there are side effects for the Six-Year-Old weight loss plan, some of which include:

• Dizziness when twirling
• Peeing your pants when you forget to stop playing
• Falling off the bed when you are jumping on it
• Extreme giddiness
• Inability to use your "inside voice"
• Inability to take what your parents say seriously
• Inability to focus
• Funny looks from other people (they just don't get it)
• People asking if you have a "hollow leg"

If you can put up with these side effects, then this weight loss plan is for you!

Don't delay, try it today!

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