Summer boredom

What the heck do you do with kids during the summer?

What do your kids do during the summer? Probably not what mine are doing. It'd be easy if the kids wanted to go to summer camps but no, my kids are weird. They want to stay home and terrorize the household.

One day, I found Caitlynn sitting on my bed with Dexter the Cat. She was waving a dollar bill in his face. When I asked her what she was doing, she told me, "I'm hypnotizing the cat." At that point, Dexter looked up at me with big eyes. I could read his mind... She's crazy if she thinks this will work. I already lick my own ass. She doesn't need to hypnotize me to do it.

But Dexter sat there patiently watching the dollar bill move back and forth in front of him while Caitlynn kept saying, "You are getting sleepy." Geez, now I'm getting sleepy. Am I being hypnotized by Blogger?

Ding! Ok, I'm back...

A few posts ago, I mentioned that Miles likes to collect junk. His collection has increased in size and volume. He and his good buddy, Lucas, have been going door to door in our apartment complex asking people for their junk. And of course, our friendly neighbors are happy (really happy) to oblige. So, now my porch looks like it belongs in the back-woods of Kentucky. All I need now is a 1960s pickup truck rusting in the front yard with an old claw foot bathtub sitting next to it.

If he starts wearing overalls without a shirt underneath, I'm sending him back to Sears for a new model. Preferably one that can wipe his own butt.








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