Saturday, May 15, 2010

Oh, fiddlesticks!

How do you express pain or disappointment or when something doesn't go the way you want it to?

You usually say some sort of expletive. It's ok, I do it all the time. Just this morning I told the cat, who was hungry (really hungry) to "stop bitching and moaning" to me. Of course, he kept meowing at me until I fed him, but the kids found it funny that I cussed at the cat. Oddly enough, I think Dexter the Cat understood me and started eating his food.

While the kids know that there are some words that are taboo (um, the F word), they have figured the PG version of curse words.

Miles' favorite curse phrase is "Darn it." Whenever he's frustrated, I hear an "Oh darn it," coming from his direction. Funneee. Even though, I have heard the S word and damn, too, it's "darn it" that he uses the most.

Caitlynn has gone old school on us. She's started using "drats" to express frustration. Drats. I wonder if she'll start saying "Oh, fiddlesticks" or saying "fudgesicle" in place of the F word. It reminds me of little old ladies that don't want to curse in front of their grandchildren. These are the same little old ladies who have a candy dish (bottomless) sitting out and can bake a batch of cookies in the blink of an eye. I'm looking at you, Grandma Cook.

Of course, I'm happy that the kids don't copy everything I say. I say lots of bad words. I stub my toe a lot.

On another note, both my grandmothers celebrated birthdays this month. Happy Birthday to both Grandmas! They won't ever read this blog, but I'll put it out there anyway.









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2 comments:

Michael said...

My mother would use 'crap', but I always thought it was 'crab' because I didn't know the word 'crap'. I figured it was her Chinese pronunciation in the way, or there was some ancient Chinese folktale in which a crab did something so bad it was to be likened to faeces.

My dad and I like to use 'Gosh darnit' when it's not appropriate to cuss openly. We learned it from The Little Mermaid interactive Disney game, where there was a basic flip-the-cards-in-pairs-to-get-a-match game, and everytime we didn't match it, Ariel would say 'Gosh darnit!'

Why we, father and son, were playing such a game together, I'd rather not divulge.

Marcy said...

Michael - I say "crap" a lot. Gosh darn it, is a good one too.

Little Mermaid, eh? heheheh...