
It's Zipper Day, kids!
(April's senseless holiday)

What are we going to do today? Zip...Zip...Zip
Common "Zip" expressions:
Can you zip up my jacket?
Your zipper is down.
Zippity do-dah!
My zipper is stuck.
My zipper is really stuck. Damn it!
Why don't you zip on down to the store and get me some beer?
Zip along now.
Zippo lighters are the coolest.
2 comments:
You forgot:
Zip it! I don't want to hear any more!
AV
Oh - completely forgot that one!
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